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Bald Moves

Friday, October 24th, 2008

On September 19th, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson made a speech regarding the Troubled Assets Relief Program (TARP) to allay the fears of investors:

I am convinced that this bald approach will cost American families far less than the alternative—a continuing series of financial institution failures and frozen credit markets unable to fund economic expansion.

Unfortunately, the key phrase in this passage was widely mistranscribed in the media as a “bold approach.” But now that more details of the new Troubled Asset Relief Program have being released, Secretary Paulson’s true intentions are clear.

Chris Carey of Bailout Sleuth writes:

The Treasury Department tapped James H. Lambright [above center], head of the Export-Import Bank, as the interim chief investment officer for the $700 billion Troubled Asset Relief Program… The bailout program is being directed by Neel Kashkari [above left], who had been senior advisor to Treasury Secretary Henry M. Paulson Jr [above right].

Will this new program stem the global credit crisis? Maybe. But at least we can all agree… it’s a bald move.

The NY Times should have endorsed McCain. Just to, you know, see what would happen.

— October 24th, 2008 3:14 pm

Okay, so everyone in America gets a free taco and a free Dr. Pepper. Are you sure we’re in an economic crisis?

— October 24th, 2008 9:08 am

I wonder if anyone in America is named Mickey Mouse. I wonder if they’re registered to vote.

— October 24th, 2008 8:50 am

Wait, why are we entrusting the future of the global economy to a bunch of bald guys!? Thoughts, @planetmoney? http://twurl.nl/gutua1

— October 24th, 2008 3:12 am

@mwieg, keep your state in line: http://tinyurl.com/6e6agp

— October 24th, 2008 2:58 am

Roy Blunt Jr. referred to “linguisticians” on yesterday’s TOTN… am I a linguistician?

— October 24th, 2008 2:12 am

Scott McClellan endorsing Obama!? Wait, is that good or bad!?

— October 24th, 2008 12:56 am

@mwieg Hey, don’t judge handicapped women. They’re just different.

— October 23rd, 2008 3:59 pm

John Hodgman on falling in love: http://tinyurl.com/5avnhn

— October 23rd, 2008 11:43 am

@bpick http://www.tacobell.com/stealabasestealataco/

— October 23rd, 2008 6:00 am

@farmerje Your recent posts have been great… weren’t you going to finish the A/B testing series?

— October 23rd, 2008 6:00 am

I wish I got a free taco.

— October 23rd, 2008 5:42 am

@bpick 象服?

— October 22nd, 2008 1:14 pm

David Sedaris on the election: http://twurl.nl/32h6gg

— October 22nd, 2008 9:23 am

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